Wartburg 353W, 1982, Kuopio

FOR SALE: The lost gem of the GDR – The world’s only 2-stroke unicorn Wartburg convertible!

ATTENTION ALL JEALOUS NEIGHBOURS AND CAR ENTHUSIASTS! Are you tired of grey electric cars and dull everyday life? Do you want a car that doesn’t just take you from point A to point B, but blows your mind and wakes up the whole city?

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if Erich Honecker and a magic unicorn went on a date to a Berlin techno club in 1989? Wonder no more, because here is the answer: the perfect union of East German engineering and pure magic!

This extremely rare GDR-made 2-stroke convertible is ready to conquer the Finnish summer. When this thing starts up, the air fills with nostalgic 2-stroke fumes and pure rainbow magic! This is not a car. This is a four-wheeled mental disorder and a source of pure joy, leaving behind blue two-stroke smoke and glitter.

Why buy a boring Tesla when you can have this psychedelic time machine?

Fantastic and magical features:

• Unicorn sticker wrap the size of the bonnet – Because why settle for ordinary when you can be legendary?

• Wobbly unicorn badge – A front ornament that points the way to adventure.

• Rainbow wrap (Work in progress!) – Among other things, the car is decorated with a stunning rainbow. The wrap has been done halfway. Best of all: the buyer gets the wrap rolls included, so you can be your own customising master and finish the work of art yourself!

• Luxury interior – The front seats have adorable Hello Kitty seat covers, and the rear passengers can enjoy soft and stylish faux fur fabric.

• Rolling style – Underneath are psychedelic acid hubcaps, and the finishing touch is provided by pretty pink crown valve caps.

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NOTE! EARTH-SHAKING SOUND SYSTEM FOR AN EXTRA PRICE (+€950):
For a small extra fee of €950, you can get a complete sound system powered by its own battery, delivering so much volume that the whole postcode area will know where you are!

• In the boot: A thumping dual bass unit with its own amplifier.

• On the parcel shelf: A separate speaker unit with large bass and speakers.

• Beach party saviour: This parcel shelf setup can, if you wish, be carried with its own battery straight down to the lakeside to throw a beach party in no time and play accordion techno to the local swans and swimmers!!

  
  

This car is guaranteed to lift your mood. Pedestrians will rub their eyes and at every single junction thumbs will go up. There will be more onlookers and chat than you can handle at petrol stations! Get this for yourself, for your company, for events, or for whatever is the funniest ride of the summer – or of your whole life. Driving this car, you can’t help but smile! 🦄✨

More information: 0403743633