BMW 316, 2013, Pori

AUCTION: A Bavarian marriage of common sense – BMW 316i F31 Touring Steptronic (2013)

Dreaming of a genuine rear-wheel-drive BMW, but the insurance lady starts crying as soon as you mention a three-litre straight-six? No worries. Here is the solution combining German premium status, neighbourly envy and fuel consumption that will not bankrupt your family.

This is not some teenager's village-rally missile, but a stylish black gentleman's estate straight from the dreams of a sensible person.

Basic Information & Powerhouse

• Model: BMW 316i Touring (F31) – a body style that still looks as if it rolled out of the factory yesterday.

• Engine: N13 1.6-litre TwinPower Turbo. The engine bay contains exactly 136 Bavarian workhorses. It may not loosen your fillings in the quarter-mile, but it will take you past a tractor on Route 8 with dignity and confidence.

• Transmission: Legendary ZF 8-speed Steptronic. It changes more smoothly than a cat sneaking about in woollen socks. There are so many gears that the engine speed on the motorway resembles a resting pulse.

• Drive: Rear-wheel drive (RWD). Yes, a true driver's car. In winter, the traction-control light flashes at the supermarket entrance, showing that sportiness is present.

• Colour: Schwarz II (668). Honest basic black. No flashy metallic flecks, just deep, respectable and timeless darkness.

• Interior: Stoff Move / Anthrazit. Fabric seats that do not burn your backside in hot weather or turn into blocks of ice in January.

Equipment Highlights (What do you really get for your money?)

The factory has not ticked unnecessary circus tricks, but exactly what a Finnish survivor needs:

• Xenon headlights: Spot moose, deer and villagers who use reflectors poorly on dark country roads like stadium lights.

• Rear parking sensors (PDC): Beep hysterically so you do not reverse into a trailer hitch or nursery fence.

• Cruise control with braking function: Keeps your speed under control downhill too, so the speed camera cannot send a surprise bill to the state coffers.

• Automatic two-zone climate control: Ends the eternal argument over whether the car is too cold or too hot.

• Front heated seats: Gently grills your back and backside before you even reach the nearest town.

• S842A Nordic winter package: The car knows it was born for a cold world. Its soul withstands slush, frost and slushy slush.

• Bluetooth & extended smartphone connectivity: Call your mother-in-law hands-free or listen to your favourite podcast without a jungle of cables.

• 40:20:40 split-folding rear seats: The magical opening in the middle through which skis and even an impulse IKEA bag full of shelf boards can slip.

Wheels & Suspension: Comfort for Frost-Damaged Roads

Under the car are original 16-inch BMW V-spoke 390 alloy wheels. Why buy 20-inch low-profile tyres where every manhole cover is felt in your spinal cord? These 16-inch wheels have plenty of rubber between the rim and the road. The ride is soft, tyre costs are reasonable and there is no need to cry beside kerbs. Run-flat capability means you do not have to crawl around in the rain with a jack immediately after a puncture.

Auction Rules and Promises

• The car is sold to the highest bidder. No excuses, no second thoughts.

• Bid only if you have the money, the intention to buy and, if necessary, your partner's permission (or a sufficiently good apology ready).

• Guaranteed to impress the inspector and the neighbours: You will look as if business is booming, even though you actually fill up with 95-octane fuel £40 at a time.

Place your bid, claim your Bavarian everyday hero and enjoy the joys of rear-wheel drive!

Please note that participating in the auction without the intention to buy is prohibited. It is your responsibility to familiarise yourself with the information provided about the item before bidding. If you have any questions about the item, please contact us or Huutokaupat.com's customer service, thank you!

Technical data
Power: 100 kW
CO2 emissions: 138 g/km
Kerb weight: 1545 kg
Gross weight: 2140 kg

Additional information
MOT valid until: February 2027